Hey, you know what the best part about having an allergic reaction on your genitals is?
ME NEITHER.
Praise Jesus, the last of it is now gone. Ladies, give me one more day for safety's sake and then the rides will commence!
My brain is fried, and so I return with my frequently stolen but never equalled...iPod Shuffle. You know the drill, set your iPod or iTunes on random, tell me the first 10 songs that pop up. Your thoughts, comments, remembrances are always encouraged, enjoyed, and appreciated.
"If I Had No Loot" by Tony! Toni! Tone!
Never before and never again will there be a stupider band name than Tony! Toni! Tone'! Why the exclamation points? Why the three different spellings? Why the accent mark on the third Tone? Why? You can name your group whatever you want -- just sit and think about it for a minute! This song is great though, a style of hip-hop they just don't make anymore. "That New Jack Swing comin' atcha!" I never saw the video, but in my head it consists of T! T! and T! performing while Kid N' Play do their jaw-dropping dance moves in a giant room with psychedelic flowers all over the walls. Then Mayim Bialik* (TV's "Blossom") comes in wearing a jumper and a jaunty bonnet. She teaches them a few steps, and they all dance together. Then DMX enters and murders them all for making the gayest rap song of all time.
"Mad Dog 2020" by Teenage Fanclub
One of my favorite bands for years, they never really blew up. This song is on the awesome DGC Rarities Vol. 1 CD that everyone my age had back then. If you want to hear this glorious sampling of early 90's rock, you can buy it on Amazon for one cent!!! Sadly, there was never a Volume 2. Beck, Sonic Youth, Hole, Nirvana, Sloan, so many great bands on there. It had one of the best Counting Crows songs: "Einstein on the Beach" and the Weezer song "Jamie" that I once listened to on repeat for about two years. Listen to more Teenage Fanclub, some of the prettiest harmonies since the Beatle days. And you've got to love the chorus on this one: "That wine was the best girl I ever had. That wine was the best girl I never had." Man. PERFECT.
"I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" by U2
One of the best religious songs ever written. In junior high I used to go to sleep every night to my cassette of The Joshua Tree, which was great except "Bullet the Blue Sky" always woke me up. Great gospel version of this song on the ode to pretension Rattle and Hum.
"This is 50" by 50 Cent
This CD was left on the treadmill at my gym and so I took it. Some good tracks on there. "This is 50" is not one of them. "Outta Control" is dynamite. I throw that on before I go out and jock the bitches. That song "Candy Shop," that's not about candy at all, is it? I definitely detect some sexual undertones in the lyrics. Fiddy's use of double entendre may be too subtle for some, but he can't fool me!
"Parakeet" by REM
I'm among the few supporters of Up -- "Daysleeper" in particular is beautiful -- many see it as the beginning of the end for this band. This "Parakeet" hints at the morose, lifeless crap that REM had in store. I hope this band has some sort of comeback, creatively if not commercially, but I strongly fear that will not happen. This song blows goats. I have proof.
"The King of Bedside Manor" by Barenaked Ladies
I've taken much, much shit in the past for liking Barenaked Ladies. I was full-on obsessed in high school, haven't listened to them in years. BUT if they weren't so intent on sabotaging themselves by appearing everywhere that would pay them, recording shitty joke songs, etc, they would be much more respected. They're incredible live, gifted lyricists (with exceptions -- see the aforementioned shitty joke songs), the lead singer Steven Page has one of the best voices in pop music, and their albums, particularly Born on a Pirate Ship, Stunt, and Maroon are near-classics of the pop/rock genre. I'd say this band is done, but they put out a lot of good stuff. They're a much deeper and darker band than most people will ever care to find out, and that's the band's own fault.
"Out in the Cold" by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Tom Petty can't really make a bad song, but he does throw up a lazy one here and there. This doesn't exactly dance naked for me. I just finished watching the Larry Sanders DVD set and one of the special features is a 30 minute conversation between Petty and Garry Shandling. It was strange and wonderful, like most of the features on that incredible set. HIGHLY recommended.
"Their Hearts Were Full of Spring" by The Beach Boys
Some Beach Boys stuff sounds to me like the theme song to some craptacular 80's sitcom. This sounds like a slower version of that. Makes me feel like I'm at a high school choir concert. Lame. I'll just imagine Mike Love was behind it, as I do with every non-awesome Beach Boys song. Maybe I should just start blaming Mike Love for problems in my personal life. Example:
"Honey, I think I want to break up."
"What? Why?"
"Mike Love."
"Oh. OK."
Sailor cap-wearing asshole.
"Beauty is Only Skin Deep" by The Temptations
This is on Hitsville USA, the Motown box set that was the first thing I ever bought on compact disc. I haven't stopped listening to it since, every song a finely polished jewel. I love that this is a love song that basically tells the girl she is ugly. "A pretty face you may not possess, but what I like about you is your tenderness!" WOW! Even if you sang like a Temptation and looked like Johnny Depp, there is no WAY you could say that to a girl and not get punched in the nuts.
"Gee Angel" by Sugar
One of the best rock songs of the 90's and I'll bet you've never heard it. Download it or find the album, which is in dollar bins across America along with all of Sugar's stuff. Bob Mould, also of the highly influential punk band Husker Du, fronted Sugar. And sacrilege though it may be, I think Sugar was the better band. A big influence on Foo Fighters, it's very easy to make the connection. This is currently my most-played song on iTunes with 78 "spins." Delicious harmonies, rocking guitars, lovely lyrics, catchy as all shit-out, just tremendous.
Whaddaya got?
*I spelled Mayim Bialik's name correctly on the first try. It made me sad.
Great mix. I busted out the Guns & Roses and Ozzy the other day for
phase-one of my spring workout routine.
I was recently wondering when this'd come up again
Fraternity by the Foo Fighters- a great B-side. Maybe their best. Just a
catchy little song that reminds me that the Foo Fighters were once so
awesome that they could throw a song like this away. Now they can't even
compile 4 decent songs to put on an album
Sorry, that was 9 not 10.
"Kingdom" by Richard Buckner- Richard Buckner is an alt-country guy that I
saw last year when I was still living in Brooklyn, and I grabbed his latest
album, Meadow, off of iTunes when I got home. He's good, not great, in my
opinion. Leans a little bit more alt than country, although his voice has
much more of a Texas twang to it when he perform live than it did on this
album. Kingdom is a pretty good representative of his songs. Laid back,
solid guitar, really interesting brush percussion work, which you don't get
a lot with country.
Love these posts!
completely agree with your BNL affection and comments. I've seen them
minimum of 6 times since Gordon came out and I have all their albums.
1.) “Sunshine and Clouds” by Clap Your Hands Say Yeah. This off their first
album and it’s not even a full song, really. It’s about fifty seconds long
and it’s just an introduction with chimes. (I do have a lot of love for
this album though).
JJ - Ozzy and GNR? Were you running while wearing a bandana and drinking
Pabst Blue Ribbon?
Never was a huge BNL fan, but I saw the live (with Guster! oh the
hippieness) and can confirm that they put on a damn entertaining live show.
Deltron 3030 is a one-off (as far as I know) concept album by Dan The
Automator and Del the Funkee Homosapien. Kid Koala, Sean Lennon, and a
bunch of other Dan The Automator regulars appear thereupon. It's
essentially brainy hip-hop, I'm a big fan--the album details life in the
year 3030...sort of. Another great album from a similar crew is Lovage's
"Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By," which features Dan the Automator,
Mike Patton, and the sultry-voiced Jennifer Charles as the core performers,
and performances by Afrikka Bambaata, Prince Paul (Dan's friend from
Handsome Boy Modeling School of course), Damian Albarn of Blur (and
Automator's other project Gorillaz, who's also on Deltron 3030), Maseo from
De La Soul, and Kid Koala; maybe some others I forget right now.
You will note I did NOT apologize for Green Day, nor I will apologize for
albums I received when I was fourteen. I'll admit, RENT did set up some
slightly unrealistic beliefs about New York City, namely that the city was
full of bed-hopping, pansexual alcoholics with unrealistic dreams of
creative freedom in a capatilist system... actually, never mind. Full
points, RENT.
PW - I NEVER drink Pabst Blue Ribbion... while working-out.
I went to see Live in like 2003 at the Pageant in St. Louis. Not only did
every member of the band look like they were close to 60 (the lead singer
was wearing a black bandana, and looked like the old man from the Enter
Sandman video), but also they ended the show with their "hit" single
"Overcome"- which was some sort of tribute to 911 or patriotism or killing
people from the middle east. Midway through "Overcome" a stage hand came
out holding an American flag and draped it over the lead singers back. I
drove at full speed all the way home to burn each and every one of my 2
Live CDs.
Yeah there's no reason to apologize for Green Day, I am pretty sure you can
keep (perhaps even gain) your respect by giving them a mention here, in
fact. I recently had to re-buy "Dookie" in fact (original copy was on
tape).
Does anyone like Green Day's "Warning." My favorite album of theirs -- I
listen to it at least once every two weeks. Great driving album.
My bad! I misunderstood the question. They were just some
Priests-in-training who were jammin' and then decided to form a band, later
they decided on the Priestie Boyz.