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Um....Jesus Christ.
I don't even know what to write here. I discovered this on my friend's blog: turboshark.blogspot.com, but it is up on thesmokinggun.com as well.
This guy is in some trouble with the law and his wife turned in this 4-page document her husband had drawn up for her, a "marriage contract." I was expecting something cute like "If I take the garbage out, she's gotta do the dishes!!!"
This is not cute.
I don't know how funny it is, but it's something you just have to read.
Definitely read the entire document, it's not that long, and pay special attention to the "My Time" portion.
What's most baffling to me is that the guy writes fairly well, seems fairly intelligent. And if there is anything funny about this, it's that he has selected a most delightful font! Curliques, fancy lettering, it looks like it was printed on Lisa Frank stationary.
Read on, and please ladies, note the picture. I know he's attractive, but if this man asks you on a date, DON'T GO!
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html
If the Ken doll had a personality, THAT WOULD BE IT.
Words cannot express...he probably wouldn't be too pleased with my
"shaving" right now. He gives freaking DIMENSIONS for her pubic
hair?!!!?!?!
WOW. If I did not know the context of this situation I would have thought
the contract was a joke.
Pat,