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Incase some of you couldn't open the link my friend Mike put into the comments, this is well worth sharing:
This is on amazon.com. I literally spat hot coffee onto myself this morning when this popped up. "Songs From the Crystal Cave."
As God is my witness, I will hear this album.
I'm not sure it will be Under Siege good, but I'm confident it will at least be On Deadly Ground good.
I've been really busy at work, so this'll be short. Um...saw that Super Bowl. I watched the entire thing and I honestly don't know who won. Honestly. Part of that is the bathtub of sangria I drank (a manly drink for a manly night), but most of that is my complete lack of caring. I love heading down to the stadium for a baseball game, I love playing sports, but outside of that, I can not force myself to give a shit. A bunch of people I've never met and have no ties to competing against another bunch of people I've never met and have no ties to? And it'll last four to five hours? And the outcome will have absolutely no effect on anything? Why am I watching this again?
I will not watch second one of the Olympics either. Who cares? Oh, that guy can swim fast? Neat. Hey, that chick is good at snowboarding? Sweet.
You know why they're so good? Because they don't do anything at all except that one thing, all day every day. That's their life. Swim fast all day every day, from when you're a little kid to the present, you'd be a pretty fast swimmer too. I particularly hate when they brand them as "heroes." Heroes?!?!? No no, that guy can throw a pole far. He's not a hero. Lance Armstrong rode a bike fast with one nut? Super. He also dumped his wife who had stood by his one-nut ass when a hotter model came along.
I'm sorry, I just don't get it. Once when I was 16, I jerked off 11 times in one day. Does that make me a hero?
Maybe that's a bad example, because I sort of think it does.
funny, i thought everyone liked the olympics. i'm glad to see there is
someone else who is un-american like myself.
I am a loyal member of Red Sox Nation, and I enjoy baseball in general.
Except for the BoSox and baseball, I am fairly indifferent to the outcome
of sporting events. The Super Bowl and sports in general, is a great excuse
to enjoy pizza and buffalo wings. Usually the drink of choice is beer, but
it’s all good.
I also heard that Lance Armstrong broke up with Sheryl Crow. I guess he
woke up and realized he was sleeping with a very elderly woman.
I think the money line from that energy drink site is "There is no telling
what will happen once you get his juices inside you!" The last time I got
Steven Seagal's juices inside me it was definitely a wild unpredictable
ride...