Oh, the iPod shuffle is so back, skanks!
Haven't done this in ages, but you know the routine. Throw your iPod or iTunes on shuffle, and tell me which ten songs pop up, preferably with commentary. No cheating, no skipping, no lying to make yourself look cooler than you are. Let's do this:
"Trust Me" by Barenaked Ladies
I was obsessed with Barenaked Ladies in high school and early college. Obsessed enough to own this "previously unreleased" song off what I recall being a pretty-difficult-to-track-down EP. I don't listen to these guys anymore, but I tell you what, every time a song of theirs pops up I'm whisked back in time to the days when a handjob was enough.
"Say it Again" by Badly Drawn Boy
Off The Hour of the Bewilderbeast, an album I tried desperately to get into years ago. It never happened, and it's not happening now. I'm forgetting this song as I'm listening to it.
"Dancing Machine" by The Jackson Five
Oh HELLS yes! I just started involuntarily thrusting my pelvis right here at my desk. I once read an interview with David Byrne where he said The Jackson Five were more influential on him than The Beatles. Odd dude, that David Byrne, but I definitely hear the influence. Oh snap, that "she's a dance dance dance dance dancin' machine watch her get down watch her get down" breakdown oozes gold.
"Gimme Gimme Shock Treatment" by The Ramones
One minute. Forty-five seconds. I'd argue that most songs should be exactly this long.
"Don't Let Me Down" by The Beatles
I like these guys. They're going places, I think. This is off Let it Be...Naked, one of the more ridiculously titled albums in recent memory. I think they should re-master and re-release all the Beatles stuff, though. All my Beatles CDs sound pretty tinny and quiet. Do you always know immediately whether John or Paul is singing? I do now. As a kid, I used to love trying to guess when they came on the radio.
"Compared to What" by Les McCann and Eddie Harris
Not sure who those gentlemen are, to be honest. This is off the delicious Casino soundtrack. Saw a stand-up comedian the other night who said that her relationship with her boyfriend is so bad, she keeps watching the Robert DeNiro/Sharon Stone scenes in Casino to feel better about things. I thought that was pretty funny. Whoa, I thought this was an instrumental, but then two minutes in someone (presumably Les McCann or Eddie Harris) started singing! That startled me. Whoa again, he just said "God damn it." That was also a surprise, considering this song sounds pretty old. Judas Priest, now there's clapping -- I guess this is a live recording! Surprise #3. Just looked at the running time, this song is 8 minutes and 36 seconds. The fourth surprise was not as fun as the others. Now I know why the guy keeps saying "God damn it." Perhaps they should see my write up of The Ramones song above.
"Love in Itself" by Depeche Mode
When I was a freshman in high school, I was friends with quite a few "older kids" through the drama program. One such older kid, Paul Becker, told me one day on the way home from school that the music of Depeche Mode works as an aphrodisiac to women. He made it sound like if I played Depeche Mode, panties would fly across the room and I would be up to my nuts in guts before you could say "Personal Jesus." I purchased Depeche Mode's greatest hits, knowing very little about the band, in the hopes that someday soon I would be able to put it to use. About a year later, I went on a date (in my 1982 Chevy Celebrity with the corduroy interior, ladies!) and on the way home I blasted the Depeche. And no shit, the girl turned to me and said, with disgust, "What the hell are we listening to? Can you turn this off?" Paul Becker, if you're reading this...you are a liar.
"Captain Jack" by Billy Joel
One of the funniest, most melodramatic songs ever written. All this misery and they find his father dead in the swimming pool? I love songs about depression, but songs that can make you laugh about being depressed may be the greatest of all. "Your sister's out, she's on a date...you just sit at home, and masturbate." Oh Billy, have you been reading my diary?! "You stand on the corner in your new English clothes, and you look so polished from your hair down to your toes. But still your finger's gonna pick your nose...after all." As a kid I had no idea what "Captain Jack" was referring to. Then in high school, I assumed he meant Jack Daniels. Looking it up now, I discovered "Captain Jack" was a drug dealer in Oyster Bay, NY. I'm going to stick with my Jack Daniels interpretation.
"Town Cryer (Demo)" by Elvis Costello
I don't know that I've ever made it through one of these shuffles without some Costello popping up, and that's how I like it. This is off the Imperial Bedroom bonus disc, and I don't prefer it to the studio version, but it's a nice take. I think a year ago I promised an album-by-album dissection of Costello's career on this very site. It's been "almost done" for what feels like an eternity. I make a lot of empty promises on this site now that I think about it. Do you hate me?
"Got to Do It" by Andrew WK
Most of WK's songs are about "doing it" or "living" or "getting it done" or "making it happen." There are some amazing songs on this album, but I wouldn't count this track among them. Saw this guy live at a Warped Tour or something, it was terrifying. He's kind of like a motivational speaker covered in sweat and blood and hair. This song actually really sucks. But he's right, you know? You got to do it.
Alright friends, shuffle for me!
1) Muckafurgason - "You Ain't A Dog"
1.) History of Unreal - "Infernal Realm"
As much of a Movie buff as I am, and am an equal Video Game Buff, Unreal
Tournament to me is the best, longest lasting First Person Shooter, been
with them from the beginning.
The Zombies - I Must Move
Alright, let's fire this baby up:
I kinda think that SMB's Greatest Hits, 73-78 (I think those are the years), should be a required purchase for anyone who claims to love good old fashioned kickass rock n' roll. Sure, most of the tunes are played on classic rock radio almost constantly, but still. There's a reason why this music sounds this good 30 years later, and why people still buy it.
That part about Depeche Mode was very funny. I'm still giggling. Thanks.
I was going to shuffle my "More Songs I Can't Live Without" playlist
because I knew it would make me appear cooler (is that possible???) but I
decided to go with total honesty and just use my main library:
1.) "F*ckin' Up" by Pearl Jam off Live on Two Legs. It's a Neil Young
cover, and it rocks with conviction.
2.) "The Best Little Secret" by Louis XIV. Catchy and sleazy are the words
that come to mind when I listen to it.
3.) "Black and White World." By Elvis Costello off Get Happy!! A perfect
song, like pretty much everthing off this record, which is one of his best.
4.) "Wind Up" by Foo Fighters off The Colour and the Shape. They'll
probably never make a better album than this, and the fact that it's been
out for over ten years makes me feel old.
5.) "Dreams Love Faces." By The Baobabs. It's a friend's band. I've had
some friends in the past who made cringingly bad music, but this is
actually pretty good.
6.) "Radio Song" by REM Featuring KRS-One from Out of Time. "Yo, I can't
find that on the radio ... turn it to that station." REM need to
collaborate with more rappers, just cause it's so fucking strange.
7.) "Gone" by Pearl Jam, off their most recent self-titled album. It's kind
of embarrassing that they've appeared twice on this list. Aw well.
8.) "Ghost" by Neutral Milk Hotel from In the Airplane Over the Sea. Great
indie rock record. I've noticed that a lot of the lyrics have semen
references. There's one song where the whole chorus is just "semen stains
the mountaintops/semen stains the mountaintops!" It's sung very seriously,
but I can't help from giggling. "King of Carrot" flowers is fucking genius
though, one of my favorite songs.
9.) "Beaten to the Punch" Elvis Costello. Again off Get Happy! I've got
nearly five thousand songs on this ipod, which is all it holds. What are
the odds that two songs from the same album come up?
10.) "Hollywood Hopeful" by Loudon Wainright III. From Unrequited. I've
never actually listened to this song before, it's pretty scathing, with
Player-sentiment about this town.
Its been a while! I really wanted to comment on this because I love it. So
here is my shuffle list. If you know me.. it makes alot of sense.
1) Diary- Alicia Keys
from the diary of alicia keys, the grammy-winning masterpiece. I love this
song because it reminds me of the early stages of a love affair i had, and
am still sort of having, with a closeted pal... oh the joys. The titly
almost speaks for itself.
2)Where are my Panties? - Andre 3000/Outkast
I listened to The Love Below.. about 4000 times during my senior year of
college.. and this little interlude is genious... We have all felt that way
at some point in our lives, when we hook up with someone. I never even skip
over this track, its hilarious.
3)So High- John Legend
This song is Gorgeous. Just plain gorgeous.. evokes the timeless nature of
what R&B soul music really is...and who can deny JL's buttery delicious
vocals and skilled piano playing?
4)Doin It Again- LL Cool J
This is a remix to the ever-popular "Doin It". It's alot sexier, and slower
and for real.. if your girl doesn't cum when you make love to this song..
then you simply suck at life.
5)Raspberry Beret- Prince
Ah. My all time favorite person in all the world. This song is classic
Prince at it's finest. Being a huge fan of this magician, I am not prone to
listen to this song so often, I listen to ALOT of the other stuff.. the
more obscure stuff. But whenever I hear this.. i just lose it. The strings
are gorgeous.. the lyrics are bad-ass, and its just the right bridge
between being a pretty gay song to being a very delicious rock and roll
song.
6) Back in Black- AC/DC
I really have no idea how this song got on to my ipod, but I will tell
you... when I have the urge to get shitfaced and dance with my girls while
they pretend to be strippers, it's always a good time.
7)15 Step- Radiohead
Being a musician myself.. I can appreciate great music like this for all of
its technical gorgeousness. This song is from In Rainbows, the latest
installment, which has floored me, being a fairly recent fan of their
music. The complexity of the rhythms, the lyrics, the beauty... it is just
a masterpiece.
8)Do It All Night - Prince
Now this is more like it... this song is fucking great. Simply, great.
Great bassline- which is common in alot of Prince's music, great ridiculous
lyrics and the funk-soul sexiness just makes me wet with glee. I am
modeling alot of my musical endeavors on songs like this.. of course in a
less overtly sexual way..only prince can truly pull that off, but as far as
the quality, I can only HOPE to sound so fucking tight.
9)Flashback- Kelis
I danced to this song in college, in my dance troupe. Probably one of the
most fun songs to do a hip-hop routine to.. Kelis just rolls her voice over
this addictive beat.. it's one of those songs that you know you have to be
dressed well, sipping a deliciously expensive drink, and have beautiful men
and women around, in order to listen to it.
10)Tug of War- Nikka Costa.
I have one word for Nikka Costa - UNDERRATED. This girl can sing like no
other.. Her voice is leaps and bounds ahead of many of the female vocalists
of our current time. This song, among many others of hers, is chock full of
great musical arrangements and really poetic lyrics. She takes the bullshit
of Love to the next level and sings the shit out of it. I simply love her..
and I suggest you go out and get the album: Everybody Got Their Something
I always felt "Only a Dream in Rio" was little tossed-off.
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1. ...Baby One More Time - Fountains of Wayne. This cover is amazingly
un-ironic. <BR>
2. Fire it Up - Modest Mouse. I still haven't gotten around to fully
digesting this album. <BR>
3. No Shelter - Rage Against the Machine. This is off the Godzilla
soundtrack, but Rage still disses the movie in the lyrics, just to let us
know they're all still edgy. It's a decent song. <BR>
4. Punk as Fuck - The American Analog Set. Very laid back. I think this
band exists solely as music to put on after you've got a drunk girl back to
your apartment. <BR>
5. Where is My Mind - The Pixies. I will always think of Fight Club now
when I hear this song. But that's a good thing. <BR>
6. Neighborhood #2 (Laika) - Arcade Fire. Not my favorite of the
"neighborhood" songs on Funeral, but I like the accordion. It sounds a
little dangerous, like 12 Monkeys. <BR>
7. Son of a Preacher Man - Dusty Springfield. Another of those songs nobody
listened to before Pulp Fiction. <BR>
8. Details of the War - Clap Your Hands Say Yeah! Kinda mellow, which I
like, because the guy's voice sounds kind of annoying the louder and faster
he sings.<BR>
9. Favourite Friend - Snow Patrol. This is off one of Snow Patrol's earlier
album, before they'd discovered the proper sound to making girls' panties
melt. <BR>
10. The Church of Logic, Sin and Love - The Men. Wow, how obscure. Does
anyone remember this song? early nineties angst at it's finest. "This is
real, this is now, this is a freak show baby anyhow." Spoken word verses
and singing choruses. This was one of my favorite songs in Junior High. I'm
still not sure what it's about.
Ok, so this shuffle stuff is all well and good (in fact, I have a playlist
on my iTunes called Pat's top 100, from a post you did a while back) BUT
... when are you going to start writing about The Wire? You're such a
tease!
1. Skin Is, My- Andrew Bird (The Mysterious Production of Eggs)
I can not contribute to this list because I only have an ipod shuffle, and
it's stocked up with books on tape I listen to when I use when I work out.
Re: Billy Joel
First I'll preface this by saying: yes I am a dork!!
Denny, I too was afraid that this or Alvin's version of Funky Town would
pop up on my Ipod. Bad Day by the Chipmunks IS deeply addicting. Just
listened to it this morning. Amazing harmonies.....LOL.
D'OH!!! Sorry DennERy, I apologize for getting your name wrong!!! Must be
all that chipmunk music...
Hi Pat! Long time reader, first time poster. Really love your writing.
Always enjoy these posts so here's my list:
"Earth Intruders" by Bjork
Just so y'all know, I WILL be going back and commenting on all of these,
but I'm falling asleep...keep watching!
The hardcore readers/commenters (of which I humbly consider myself one)
know to keep a-watchin'!
Thanks to everyone, I LOVE reading these and you all go into such great
detail. Hope everyone enjoys reading these as much as me.
I THINK I was introduced to Wolfman Jack with AMERICAN GRAFFITI (if not
beforehand by my mother's insistence) but have come across him elsewhere
since first seeing that; radio halls of fame, a tape of an episode of THE
MIDNIGHT SPECIAL I have (featuring Slim Whitman and Andy Kaufman), and even
the Tammy Wynette song "I'd Like To See Jesus (On The Midnight Special)"
from her never-released-on-CD 1978 album WOMANHOOD, where he gets a
mention.