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Patrick Walsh

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Favorite Albums of 2006

posted Wednesday, 31 January 2007

There was a time not so long ago when I bought every album I heard good things about. I heard a song I liked, I picked up the CD. When the year-end "Best Ofs" came out, I knew almost every disc they mentioned. I call this time "The Time When I Had Money."

2006 was not a stellar year financially, so I haven't been able to purchase as many CDs as I want to. In fact, I try to avoid Best Buy like recovering alcoholics avoid the bar. So while I'm giving you a Top Ten List, please know there was much I didn't hear that I would have liked to. 

And that’s what the comments are for. Please, by all means, argue and disagree with me. If you heard some great music this year, tell me about it! If an album disappointed you, bitch it out! Let’s get a discussion rolling.

First, let’s discuss what I heard this year that didn’t make the cut.

The Killers, Sam's Town (C) 

 Sam's Town

The very definition of a "Sophomore Slump." I don't mind a band not living up to expectations, but when the band itself creates those expectations, it's much harder to forgive. No, Brandon Flowers, not only is this not "one of the best albums of the past twenty years," it's not the best album of yours, and you've made two. No, it's not up there with Born In The USA, it's not even up there with Lucky Town. To be honest, it kinda sucks. Like, kinda really sucks. Particularly obnoxious is all the talk about how they were trying to make a Springsteen-style album, apparently forgetting that the reason most of America idolizes the man is because he sings from the gut, with absolute sincerity and conviction. The Killers are the complete and total opposite of that. I've heard better Springsteen impressions at state fairs, seriously. 

Best Songs: "When You Were Young," "Read My Mind"

Red Hot Chili Peppers, Stadium Arcadium (C+)

 Stadium Arcadium

The only thing more cliched than the rock star Double Album is saying of those albums "This would have made a better single disc." But it has to be said here. In a perfect world, this would have continued the remarkable creative streak they had going this decade, but this is not a perfect world, and there are far too many songs and not enough variety.

Best Songs: "Dani California," "Tell Me Baby"

Eagles of Death Metal, Death By Sexy (B-) 

Death by Sexy

The first half of this album is fantastic, a total blast. Then the act starts to wear pretty thin.

Best Songs: I Want You So Hard (Boy's Bad News)," "I Gotta Feelin' (Just Nineteen)," "Cherry Cola"

Flaming Lips, At War With The Mystics (B-)

At War with the Mystics

For some reason insanely long song titles really annoy me, (see Decemberists) and this album is full of them. As for the music, it creates a definite mood, it's definitely like a "getting high and seeing visions" kind of album. Since I don't really smoke pot, I found it all...moderately entertaining.

Best Songs: "The Yeah Yeah Yeah Song (With All Your Power)," "Free Radicals"

Pearl Jam, Pearl Jam (C)

 Pearl Jam

Pearl Jam’s about done, right?  Their last few albums have been mighty tired, and this one is about as creative as its title. This feels like an album full of the first riffs and melodies that popped into their heads. They had some great records, they had some all-time classic songs. But these guys don't seem to have the long term chops of a U2 or a Springsteen. The magic’s gone.

Best Songs: "Unemployable," "Come Back"

Mates of State, Bring It Back (C+)

 Bring It Back

Eh.

Very poppy, husband and wife singers, keyboard and drums. They do sing in a perfect harmony with each other, and they have a cool sound, but the songs all sound alike and it gets pretty old pretty fast. Also, I hate to judge a book by its cover, but I can't enjoy music made by the gentleman looking at me up there.

On the final song, when the chick's singing: "I'm tired of singing!" over and over and over and over I just kept thinking "THEN FUCKING STOP!"

Best Songs: "Think Long," "For The Actor"

The Long Winters, Putting the Days To Bed (B)

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Solid pop/rock music, frustratingly bland one minute, incredibly catchy and powerful the next. It's peppered with some highly memorable melodies here and there and a couple of genuinely outstanding songs. The guy's voice is an acquired taste, and I didn't acquire it. They do know how to create some explosive choruses that stick in the brain.

Best Songs: "Pushover," "Ultimatum"

Elvis Costello, My Flame Burns Blue (C+) 

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Elvis is in incredible voice in this live concert with the Metropolitan Orchestra. It’s all in jazz style, which is pretty cool when he’s reworking his rock songs and kind of dull otherwise.  Experimentation is great, but I always just wish EC would stick to what he does best.

Best Songs: "Watching The Detectives," "God Give Me Strength" 

Jay-Z, Kingdom Come (B-) 

 Kingdom Come

Like Outkast, this suffers from expectations. What could top The Black Album? Certainly not this. It's a pretty solid collection of tunes, but nothing special. Rapping about how cool it is that you're still at it in your 30's and you run a huge corporation? Not exactly gangsta, Jay. Having CHRIS MARTIN OF COLDPLAY guest on a track??? Jigga, please!

Best Songs: "Anything," "Lost Ones"

Keane, Under The Iron Sea (D+) 

 Under the Iron Sea

Yaaaaaaawn! This was a gift by the way, never would have picked this up on my own. Listened to this twice and I can't remember a thing, except repeatedly checking to see how many more minutes there were of a terrible song called "The Frog Prince." Immediately, powerfully forgettable. If Radiohead is Seinfeld and Coldplay is Friends, Keane is season three of Caroline In The City.

Best Songs: "Is It Any Wonder?"

Rhett Miller, The Believer (C+) 

 The Believer

Rhett Miller is the main songwriter and singer for one of my favorite bands of all time, The Old 97s. As far as I'm concerned, no band has blended country and rock better, and their masterpiece Too Far To Care would probably land on a list of my top ten favorite albums. Since then, they've headed in a much more pop direction, and that's been great too, very Kinksy/Beatlesy. I miss the country touches, but I still love the band and their music.

Then Rhett Miller decided he needed to drop a solo CD. Left one of the greatest live bands out there, recorded on his own, toured with a band that looked exactly like the Old 97s minus the awesomeness. That album, The Instigator, had some good moments, "Come Around," "Our Love," and "Terrible Vision" being standouts, but on the whole it felt like watered down 97s. And now comes another solo joint, and this one's been watered almost past the point of recognition.

When I opened up the case and saw Rhett Miller staring at me with a $500 haircut and a purple shirt unbuttoned to the navel, I knew I was in for some problems. It's pleasant enough, but knowing what this guy can do with his band, I just kept asking myself why. Most obnoxiously, he chose to re-record two excellent 97s tracks for this solo album. Huh? The first do-over is "Singular Girl, once an Old 97s B-side that was mind-blowingly great. Here, it's reduced to tepid power pop. His acoustic marriage song "Question" was such a lovely little highlight of the 97s' Satellite Rides, and here he just...sings it again. Exactly the same, except now it sounds lame and, in turn, cheapens the original. What could be his reason for putting the exact same song on two albums?

And I would pay money to see the Old 97s try and stomach a song like "I'm With Her." They'd crucify him, and rightfully so. 

Rhett, I like money too, friend. But this has to stop.

Best Songs: "Fireflies," "Delicate" 

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And without further ado, the Top 25:

25) Tom Petty, Highway Companion 

 

Highway Companion

Great, meat and potatoes, laid back rock and roll. Petty's strength is always the singles, and he's got another winner here with "Saving Grace," which manages to make the world's oldest riff sound fresh and exciting. Love that song. Perfect driving music. I still say his last truly great album was Wildflowers, but it's good to see he's still got it.

Best Songs: "Saving Grace," "Square One," "Flirting With Time" 

24) Cat Power, The Greatest 

 The Greatest

Maybe not the greatest, Cat. But very pretty music, good going to sleep stuff. This is the first album of hers I've heard, apparently she's a real nutcase. Sustains a great, floating-on-air kind of vibe. Title track is phenomenal.

Best Songs: "The Greatest," "After It All" 

23) Gnarls Barkley, St. Elsewhere

 St. Elsewhere

Very original, sounds like little else, so props right there. Obviously there weren't many better songs this year than "Crazy." Fun and inventive. Major bonus points for the Violent Femmes cover.

Best Songs: "Crazy," "Gone Daddy Gone"

22) Outkast, Idlewild

 Idlewild

It's always sort of a Big Boi/Andre 3000 competition on their albums these days, and I'm happy to say Big Boi really grabs the lead with the one, mixing the rap with soul while Andre 3000 goes further into jazz. This album is only a disappointment because they've set the bar so high in the past, their last three albums were hip-hop classics. This is not, but it is fun and way better than reviews gave it credit for. It's certainly better than the movie.

IMPORTANT: For the love of God, if you pick this up...NEVER LISTEN TO THE LAST SONG. It is called "A Bad Note" for a reason, it sounds like an obese woman rolling around on a piano while Sonic Youth rehearses a D-Side in the next room.

Best Songs: "The Train," "Morris Brown" 

21) The Decemberists, The Crane Wife

 The Crane Wife

I have major problems with this album, but what's great on it is great indeed. I don't really see the need for the 12 minute songs, especially the second track (the one with the catchy title: "The Island: Come and See/The Landlord's Daughter/You'll Not Feel The Drowning), which is almost unbearable. The first two minutes of that song actually ARE unbearable, and almost had me throwing the CD away. "Sons and Daughters" sounds like Peter, Paul, and Mary. "Shankhill Butchers" and "The Perfect Crime #2" sound like Sweeney Todd rejects. The song "When The War Came" might be the worst song of the year, and nearly derails the entire album.

And yet...everything else is fantastic.

Best Songs: "Yankee Bayonette," "O Valencia," "The Crane Wife Part 3," (Called Part 3, but it's the first song on the album! Isn't that crazy!)

20) Nelly Furtado, Loose

Loose

Hard to call something this great a guilty pleasure. I am not a fan of this genre of music, but nobody does this better than Timbaland. No other hip-hop producer comes close. I love him so much I briefly considered picking up Justin Timberlake's new album. (I just can't). His production mixed with the spicy Latin Furtado flava is pretty irresistible. You've all heard "Promiscuous," but even that hook-laden piece of work can't compare with "Maneater," which rivals "Sexyback" as the pop song of the year. You should be dancing/working out/questioning your sexuality to this song.

Best Songs: "Maneater," "No Hay Igual," "Promiscuous," "Afraid" 

19) Thom Yorke, The Eraser

 The Eraser

Sort of the music equivalent of The Good Shepherd, maybe it was just too cold for a mass audience. Very chilly, spare recordings, doesn't offer the dynamic bombast of Radiohead, but an interesting side project, and a perfect hangover record. Speaking of Timberlake, imagine him singing the album's best song: "The Eraser." Bet it would have been a smash.

Best Songs: "The Eraser," "Black Swan," "Harrowdown Hill"

18) Johnny Cash, American V: A Hundred Highways

 American V: A Hundred Highways

The "weakest" of the Cash/Rubin collaborations, but that's probably because Cash was at his weakest when he recorded it. I think IV was his definitive statement on death, so this one felt a little redundant to me, but I'm glad these final recordings were released, though they are hard to listen to at times.

Now, who's got a shotgun?

Best Songs: "God's Gonna Cut You Down," "If You Could Read My Mind," "I Came To Believe" 

17) Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Show Your Bones

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Better produced and more conventionally rocktastic than their previous album, it's a more satisfying listen and a great rock record. Doesn't contain any tracks as classic as "Maps," but few albums do. Dig that solo on "Gold Lion."

Best Songs: "Gold Lion," "Way Out," "Cheated Hearts," "Phenomenon"

16) Elvis Costello and Allan Toussaint, The River In Reverse

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Elvis, it's hard to be a fan of yours sometimes. It really is. Every year, I hear you have a new album coming out, and I cream my jeans. Then details emerge, and I find out it's going to be you playing jazz piano and singing about how in love with your wife you are (North), or you playing with some fucking classical quintet (The Juliet Letters). When I heard your new one would be a collaboration with some old dude I've never heard of, I expected the worst. But I got a pleasant surprise.

Allen Toussaint is actually a very cool cat, and this mix of his songs, Elvis' songs, and songs they wrote together is a highly entertaining, funkadelic listen that gave my old white man shoulders a workout while driving down the street. 

Best Songs: "Tears, Tears, and More Tears," "All These Things" "Who's Gonna Help Brother Get Further?" "Wonder Woman" 

15) Bruce Springsteen, We Shall Overcome: The Seeger Sessions  

We discussed a bad Springsteen ripoff earlier with The Killers, we'll discuss a great Springsteen ripoff later on in the countdown, but for now, let's talk about The Man himself. As much as I love him, I put off listening to this for quite a while, as it just sounded dull and I hate folk music. Loved this. It feels like it was recorded live, it's just a big, exciting blast of trumpets, guitars, fiddles, drums, and The Voice. Who knew these old, musty songs could kick so much ass?

Special notice must be paid to "How Can A Poor Man Stand Such Times And Live?" Springsteen updated the lyrics to reference Hurricane Katrina and the song is devastating. It's only on the special edition so that's the one to get. Check this out:

There's bodies floatin' on canal and the levee's gone to Hell. Martha, get me my sixteen gauge and some dry shells. Them who's got got out of town. And them who's not got left to drown. Tell me how can a poor man stand such times and live? 

And any idea who this might be a shot at?

"Me and my old school pals had some mighty high times down here.
And what happened to you poor black folks, well it just ain't fair"
He took a look around, gave a little pep talk. Said "I'm with you," then he took a little walk.

Best Songs: "How Can A Poor Man Stand Such Times And Live?" "Pay Me My Money Down" "Old Dan Tucker"

14) Tapes N' Tapes, The Loon

 The Loon

I kept hearing "Sounds like the Pixies meets Pavement!" and I could resist no longer. Very cool stuff, HIGHLY influenced by those bands and others, "Insistor" could have been on Surfer Rosa, but they do find their own voice and they could grow into a really exciting band. Never a dull moment. and "Omaha" shows they can really nail ballads too.

Best Songs: "Insistor," "Omaha"

13) Belle and Sebastian, The Life Pursuit

 The Life Pursuit

Highly catchy pop music, the first half in particular is incredible. I'd avoided this band for years, this was the first album I've heard and I'll be dipping into the back catalog. Probably the best album of its kind since New Pornographers' Twin Cinema. (NOTE: Not THAT awesome, but similar). The songs below are just about perfect.

Best Songs: "The Blues Are Still Blue," "Another Sunny Day," "Act Of The Apostle"

12) The Beatles, Love

 Love

The buzz band of the year, these "Beatles" could be talents to watch.

I was very confused as to what this album even was, and the fact that it is a Cirque de Soleil soundtrack didn't inspire confidence, but it's pretty awesome. Basically, George Martin, their old producer, remixes Beatles classics so they sound incredible. And he also experiments with some mash-ups, making little medleys, putting vocals from one song over music of another, using alternate takes, acoustic takes, live takes, different arrangements, etc. It's a blast for Beatles fans, it gives you a chance to hear this music with fresh ears, which is quite an accomplishment for songs most people have heard thousands of times.

Best Songs: "Strawberry Fields Forever," "While My Guitar Gently Weeps," "A Day In The Life"

11) The Streets, The Hardest Way To Make An Easy Living

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The Streets' (basically just one man, by the way) last album is one of my top ten hip-hop albums of all time, a concept record called A Grand Don't Come For Free. Naturally, this follow-up seemed like a letdown at first, but repeat listens have proven it's a worthy successor. All the British slang makes this feel like discovering a new world, the lyrics are just as sharp as ever, and the harmonies are just as wonderfully off-key.

He's also one of the few rappers to do rap ballads, and they're surprisingly never awful. "All Goes Out The Window" is one of the best songs about infidelity I've heard. 

Best Songs: "When You Wasn't Famous," "All Goes Out The Window," "Never Went To Church"

10) Ghostface Killah, Fishscale

 Fishscale

With all the samples, this is basically a soul album, and one hell of a soul album. Lyrically, there are few rappers at this level. The description he goes into with each song, the storytelling, the humor, it's quite the package. Although it's about time to put a moratorium on the sketches and skits between tracks. 

Best Songs: "Back Like That," "Be Easy" "Kilo"

9) TV On The Radio, Return To Cookie Mountain 

 Return to Cookie Mountain (with Bonus Tracks)

My old band played a show with some terribly pretentious band who claimed to "specialize in soundscapes." SOUNDSCAPES! Well, TV On The Radio is a band who could accurately make that claim, they have an overwhelming, carefully designed "Sound" that is so much at once, it definitely takes several listens for the songs and melodies and backup vocals and "oohs" and "aahs" to sink in. Once they do, this is highly addictive music, covering all sorts of genres and all sorts of styles. Some incredible rock songs here, none better than "Wolf Like Me."

Best Songs: "Wolf Like Me," "I Was A Lover" "Province," "Tonight"

8) The Raconteurs, Broken Boy Soldiers

 Broken Boy Soldiers

A genius pairing, Brendan Benson and Jack White are two great tastes who taste great together. Love those harmonies. This is a fucking fantastic album, ten songs and out. Not a bad track here. 

Best Songs: "Steady, As She Goes," "Together," "Intimate Secretary," "Broken Boy Soldier"

7) The Strokes, First Impressions of Earth

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It took me almost a year to like this album. I was so disappointed by it at first, and while I still don't think it holds a candle to their first two, (too many bum tracks near the end) there's some amazing stuff on here, most notably the unstoppable first five songs. Oh, and for those who bitch about his lyrics, "On The Other Side" is the most scarily accurate description of the emotions I go through when I drink I could have ever imagined:

I hate them all, I hate them all. I hate myself for hating them. So I'll drink some more, I'll love them all. I'll drink even more, I'll hate them even more than I did before. 

Best Songs: "Razorblade," "You Only Live Once" "Heart In A Cage," "On The Other Side"

6) Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins, Rabbit Fur Coat

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Gorgeous country-pop from a gorgeous gal: Jenny Lewis, lead singer of Rilo Kiley. Terrific, one you can listen to the whole way through, and I listened to "The Big Guns" more than any other song this year.

Best Songs: "The Big Guns," "Handle With Care" "Born Secular," "Melt Your Heart," "Rise Up With Fists"

5) Beck, The Information

 The Information

How can anyone be this consistently inventive and original while not losing an ounce of catchiness and fun? What an incredible, almost unbroken roll this guy is on. Sort of a Guero Part 2, this hits all of his career high points, from depressing ballads ("New Round" is as beautiful and sad as almost everything on Sea Change) to hip-hop freakouts to pop with ease.

Best Songs: "New Round," "Strange Apparition," "Nausea," "Think I'm In Love"

4) Bob Dylan, Modern Times

 Modern Times

Not Dylan's best or even among his best as some overeager critics said when this came out. It's still fucking great, and "Thunder on the Mountain" kicks major ass. I kind of love this creepy Cryptkeeper voice he's rocking these days.

Best Songs: "Thunder on the Mountain," "Workingman's Blues #2," "Someday Baby"

3) The Hold Steady, Boys and Girls In America

 Boys and Girls in America

Now here's a great Springsteen impression. I wasn't quite made a fan by their previous album, Separation Sunday, but this album takes what was good about that, makes it a million times better, and takes everything that didn't work before and fixes it. An enormous step forward, fantastic lyrics, great musicianship, and...well, better singing than before!

And bonus points for giving Dave Pirner work. 

Best Songs: "Chillout Tent" "You Can Make Him Like You," "Stuck Between Stations"

2) Neko Case, Fox Confessor Brings the Flood

 Fox Confessor Brings the Flood

Probably the best working female vocalist, a modern-day Patsy Cline. She's on a short list with Kim Deal and Aretha Franklin of voices that make me wince in the best possible way. Sounds haunted. Listen to the harmonies on the chorus of "That Teenage Feeling," it'll make your stomach flip. "Hold On, Hold On" is one of my favorite songs of the year.

Best Songs: "Hold On, Hold On" "That Teenage Feeling," "Star Witness"

1) Morrissey, Ringleader of the Tormentors

Ringleader Of The Tormentors

For two decades now, Morrissey has sung about sex as something either frightening, disgusting, or unattainable. Well, the old bastard is finally getting some ass!

Some of the man's best singing, some real muscle in the music, and, of course, incredible lyrics, with special kudos to a genuine masterpiece about sex and fear and guilt: "Dear God, Please Help Me," which contains one astonishing, hilarious line after another.

"Then he motions to me with his hand on my knee. Dear God, did this kind of thing happen to you?" 

And the jewel of the crown:

"There are exploding kegs...between my legs. Dear God, please help me."  

Best Songs: "Dear God, Please Help Me," "I Will See You In Far Off Places," "You Have Killed Me," "I'll Never Be Anybody's Hero Now"

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Alright, let's hear it. Did you hate/love any/all of these? What were your favorite albums this year? Give me your lists! 

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1. Jackson left...
Wednesday, 31 January 2007 10:13 am

Fuck yes. Great list. Haven't gotten a chance to listen to them all, but Fox Confessor Brings the Flood and Rabbit Fur Coat should be included on every top ten list. Not just of albums, but of all things that are good.

My favorite single off of Rabbit Fur Coat was You Are What You Love. It just had this bright, poppy, 60s-girl-group feel to it, even though I think it's in a minor key. Also, Jenny Lewis has a rhyming couplet in the middle there for anyone who's tried to create something but really isn't feeling it that day:

i'm fraudulent, a thief at best

a coward who paints a bullshit canvas

Love that. Fun fact about Jenny Lewis (probably everyone knows this, but still, bears repeating): In her youth, she was a child actress. Amongst other things, most of us children of the 80s remember her from the hour-and-a-half Nintendo commercial released theatrically as The Wizard. Fred Savage, Christian Slater, "Just keep your Power Gloves off her, pal?" That was Jenny Lewis.


2. Carrie B. left...
Wednesday, 31 January 2007 12:30 pm

YAY for Nelly Furtado. Ballsy of you to put it out there, bet you'll get made fun of, but it's probably my favorite CD this year. It's my gym cd for sure...


3. RØB left...
Wednesday, 31 January 2007 2:48 pm :: http://www.pancakeproductions.net

I didn't know what "The Raconteurs" was when I went to Lollapalooza this year but I saw them and found that I consider both Benson's and White's non-Raconteurs careers each to be worlds better than the Raconteurs. Benson has been a shoo-in for my "Top 10 favorite acts" since 1996 and his ONE MISSISSIPPI is top-shelf for sure.


4. John J. left...
Wednesday, 31 January 2007 2:59 pm

It maybe the only album on your list that I've heard, but I'm glad to see Modern Times cracked your top 5. Dylan takes some unexpected directions (I think) that work out extremely well. Some of the best new songs I've heard in a while.


5. Mike left...
Wednesday, 31 January 2007 3:05 pm

I haven't heard/heard off many of the albums on this list, so I won't go into those, but one place I am definitely going to take issue is the Eagles of Death Metal not making this list. Granted, their first album is better, but they bring a dirty straight ahead rock that a lot of these albums just don't have. All I want anymore is quality rock with nuts, and no one brings that at all outside of The Eagles of Death Metal and The Queens of the Stoneage anymore. The Foo Fighters went lame, so did Pearl Jam (see above), and so I think there is very little left of solid rock anymore. What could have they replaced:

-The Decemberists for one. I don't get the hype around these guys. So very boring. I don't understand the love affair nowadays with singers that intentionally sing like they have no air in their lungs. Very boring.

-Bob Dylan's new album- I think it is about time this guy hangs it up. I love some of the older stuff (especially Nashville Skyline), but he hasn't put out a good album in 20 years. His voice sounds like the one you would give a tired dying donkey in a cartoon.

TV on the Radio- I think they are going to become one of those overrated college bands that everyone who isn't younger than 25 hates (See the Counting Crows circa 1997). The production alone on this album makes me sick. There is just a lot of noise. I suppose that is supposed to be on purpose, but if I wanted to listen to something scratchy and fuzzy, I would buy a record player or just turn on my television to a channel that gets no reception. Pat you are right to compare these asses to the people we used to play with, but not right to excuse it.

Beck- The information: I love Beck sometimes, and I hate him at others. There is nothing greater than some of the songs on Odelay or on Sea Change, and there is some great pop rock on Guero. But when Beck goes bad, it can be a plain train wreck. This album just seemed lost to me. Each song has good parts, but none are great on the whole. It reminds me a lot of the feeling I got from One by One.

I think the Eagles of Death Metal should have replaced any of these other bands.

Also as for the Pearl Jam CD, I am a shameless fan of the band, but even I can admit that it may be time to hang it up. They have some good songs here, but the second half of the album is boring. All of the second half songs are slow, and seem to have no hook whatsoever. However, I can't deny that I love Unemployable and World Wide Suicide.


6. Mike left...
Wednesday, 31 January 2007 3:22 pm

As for my top five it would be:

4. Pearl Jam: Pearl Jam 3. The Beatles: The Capitol Albums Vol. 2 (this isn't new, but they were released in the US for the first time this year so I cheat, because I hated everything that came out this year so much) 2. Bruce Springsteen- We Shall Overcome 1. Eagles of Death Metal- Death by Sexy

I tried to make a top five, but I couldn't find a fifth album I really liked, so I will just pick the new Wierd Al album. I haven't heard it, but I bet its funny.


7. Mike left...
Wednesday, 31 January 2007 3:27 pm

One thing however that I think we can all agree about is that Tool's new album shouldn't be near any greatest list, unless it is Greatest albums that incorporate an ancient aztec death mask into their box design, and then it should come second after the Beach Boy's Surfin' U.S.A. album.


8. Patrick Walsh left...
Wednesday, 31 January 2007 3:54 pm

Jackson,

I was aware of that Jenny Lewis fun fact, and when I met her at Conan, after much blushing and giggling (she has HUGE boobs), I brought that up with her and also the fact that she was in the Shelley Long girl scout vehicle, "Troop Beverly Hills," a movie every girl our age secretly loves. She was extremely friendly about it, I told her "The Wizard" had been very important to me as a child. Then Anthony Keidis came over to talk to her and I was soon forgotten. Perhaps I should have worn a sock on my dick.

Carrie B,

I haven't been crucified...yet!

Rob,

Obviously The White Stripes and Benson are great artists, but I don't think I could say they are "Worlds better" than The Raconteurs. Better, certainly, but I was totally surprised by how much I loved that CD. How were they live?

John J,

Couldn't agree more, although I don't throw the word "unexpected" around much with Dylan because he always seems to just do whatever the hell he wants, so I don't really go in with expectations either way.


9. Patrick Walsh left...
Wednesday, 31 January 2007 4:04 pm

Mike,

When I first picked up "Death By Sexy," I played the beginning of the CD over and over. Loved it. Then I started venturing further into it and realized there really wasn't anything there. The other songs all sounded the same, the lyrics are obviously (and probably intentionally) stoo-pid, and I just didn't find much to hold onto. I haven't heard their first album, but I have heard it's better.

Believe me, I want a return of the great rock n' roll of yore myself, but I definitely don't think this was it.

Decemberists - Lead singer's voice definitely takes some getting used to, I went into the major issues I have with that band, but they can, when they get out of their own way, write some great songs.

Ridiculous claim on the Dylan 20 year thing. Not so ridiculous, the idea of Dylan voicing an animated donkey. Get me Disney on the horn!

TV On The Radio - The difference between the guys we used to play with and TV On The Radio is TVOTR has talent, are incredible on their instruments, know what they're doing, and do it without pretension. Also, they don't play on a 3X5 stage in St. Peters, MO.

I saw them open for The Pixies a while back and was very unimpressed, but this album made a fan out of me. Who knows where TVOTR stand in rock and roll history, but for now I like the album a lot. Did the Counting Crows hurt you in some way?

I totally disagree on the Beck, and comparing it to the Foos' "One By One" is a low blow indeed. Aside from the miserable 20 minute closing song, every track on "The Information" has something to offer.


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Wednesday, 31 January 2007 4:16 pm

I think I'm older than you all, so don't make fun if these aren't cool, but I loved the new Dixie Chicks CD and I also loved KT Tunstall's CD. Pat, if i remember from the podcasts you watch "American Idol" so you might have heard that girl with the big chest butcher one of KT's songs. Check it out!


11. Matt S. left...
Wednesday, 31 January 2007 4:28 pm

You dislike long song titles but you're a big Morrisey/Smiths fan? Does...not...compute...

Also, you may have not been familiar with Allen Toussaint, but you had definitely heard him before - that's him playing piano on "Deep Dark Truthful Mirror" (one of my fav Elvis tracks).


12. Patrick Walsh left...
Wednesday, 31 January 2007 4:57 pm

Rebecca,

I go out of my way not to have any of my CDs match my mother's so both of your selections are not possible, but I appreciate them and hopefully others will give them a shot!

Matt,

I'm referring to the long song titles with colons, slashes, the word "Suite," etc. Basically, anything that scrolls for five minutes across my iPod. The Smiths and particularly Morrissey make up for it by having HILARIOUS long song titles. Like "The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get," "You're The One For Me, Fatty" and "We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful."

And I had heard that about the Toussaint, makes sense, that song has a Toussainty feel.

Toussainty?


13. Bryan left...
Wednesday, 31 January 2007 5:33 pm

Great list Pat. My top ten would be ... 1.) The Hold Steady "Boys and Girls in America" 2.) The Decemberists "The Crane Wife" 3.) Bob Dylan "Modern Times" 4.) Belle & Sebastian "The Life Pursuit" 5.) Neko Case "Fox Confessor Brings the Flood" 6.) Cold War Kids "Robbers and Cowards" 7.) Beck "The Information" 8.) Heartless Bastards "All This Time" 9.) Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs "Show Your Bones" 10.) Raconteurs "Broken Boy Soldiers"

Honorable Mention: Thom Yorke "The Eraser." The Flaming Lips "At War with the Mystics"

I've said it before, but you should give the Heartless Bastards a listen. They remind me of both P.J. Harvey and The Breeders, and I love it when anything cool comes from my hometown of Dayton, Ohio. (It doesn't happen often). Do you like the Cold War Kids? There's not a weak song on that album. (Annoyingly, Pitchfork gave them a bad review, just to be contrarian).

Mike ... Bob Dylan should never "hang it up." My blood pressure rises at the mere thought. His last three albums, all released in the past ten years, have been critically acclaimed for a reason: they're filled with haunting, wonderful music. I don't understand how anyone can listen to, for example, "Trying to Get to Heaven" from Time Out of Mind, or "Mississippi" from Love and Theft, or "Thunder on the Mountain" from Modern Times and not be blown away. Mike, I don't want this to devolve into some longwinded, personal argument because I seem to remember you getting into one of those on this blog re U2. But Pat is right about your comment: ridiculous.

By the way Pat, I have high hopes for this year. I'm liking the new Shins album, and the New Clap Your Hands Say Yeah is better than some of the critics are saying, even if there's no song quite as incredible as "Yellow Country Teeth." Plus, we've got new Modest Mouse and Arcade Fire coming out in March. Ca't fucking wait for those.


14. Lauren left...
Wednesday, 31 January 2007 6:16 pm

HI! I'm Lauren and I just want to tell you how much I love the new Pajama Game revival CD! Harry Connick Jr is some kinda hunk! DREAMBOAT ALERT!


15. Tully Moxness left...
Wednesday, 31 January 2007 6:41 pm :: http://blog.myspace.com/tullymox

Patrick,

I just discovered your blog last week, and I keep laughing at how similar our tastes in music and film are. My two favorite albums of the year are Fox Confessor and Rabbit Fur Coat. I've been fanatical about Neko Case for about 5 years now and own everything she's ever recorded. This album could stay on permanent rotation in my CD player, and I would never get sick of it. If you haven't seen her live, don't miss out next time she comes around.

Jackson - my favorite Jenny Lewis track is also 'You Are What You Love'. On Itunes, most of my songs have an average of 8-10 plays; You Are What You Love has 47. I can't stop listening to it.

I own 75% of the songs in your list and now I have to buy the rest; I haven't heard anything off the Morrissey album, but I can't wait to hear it.


16. Jackson left...
Wednesday, 31 January 2007 11:17 pm

Goddamn you. Jenny Lewis was already one of my earliest crushes. She's already one of my favorite musicians. Now you tell me she has huge boobs? Fuck. Now I have to go beat the shit out of Jonathan Rice.


17. M. Kemper Brown left...
Thursday, 1 February 2007 1:15 am

I don't know much about no music, but I do know a bunch about Caroline in the City. That analogy was apt and hilarious.


18. Patrick Walsh left...
Thursday, 1 February 2007 2:07 pm

Bryan,

A respectable list, though that Decemberists is pretty high. Can you listen all the way through "When The War Came?"

Love PJ Harvey, uber-love The Breeders, it is decided. I will check out the Heartless Bastards. I don't know Cold War Kids, but I think I have their free itunes song, and I'll give it a spin. If it tickles my pickle, I will proceed. Never gave that Clap Your Hands Say Yeah a listen either, but it might be time.

The new Shins album is great so far, I haven't worked past "Phantom Limb." Once it's over I just want to hear it again. Definitely itching for the new Modest Mouse (Johnny Marr bitches!), and dying for the new Arcade Fire.

Lauren,

We'll have to agree to disagree on The Pajama Game, and I'm surprised because you usually have impeccable music taste: N Sync, Backstreet Boys(z?), the soundtrack to "For The Boys" with Bette Midler...

Tully,

If your actual name is Tully Moxness, congratulations, because that is one of the greatest names of all time.

I've seen Neko Case live, but only with New Pornographers. Definitely want to see her alone. All alone. Wearing only a tool belt. I lost my train of thought.

Welcome aboard, Tully, and since we've got such similar tastes, I'd love to hear some recommendations in the future.

Jackson,

I'd never heard of Jonathan Rice, so I looked him up. I guess they're dating? LAME. Where'd you read about this, "Hipster Us Weekly?"

Brown,

Being a fan of "Seinfeld" meant watching some pretty dark material around it. "Suddenly Susan," "The Single Guy," "Men Behaving Badly," etc. "Caroline" was one of the worst.


19. JJ left...
Thursday, 1 February 2007 2:28 pm

PW, I have not had a chance to flip thru the latest Rolling Stone, but I imagine you can answer this question: Who are queers on the cover?


20. Bryan left...
Thursday, 1 February 2007 2:42 pm

Pat,

Since you're short on cash, I'll burn you some of those cds. (Hope the Recording Industry of America doesn't read this blog). The reason I rated the Decemberists so high, was probably because I saw them in concert and they put on an incredible show. And yeah, I can get through "When the War Came" though it's certainly not one of my favorites on the album.

Also, I got an e-mail from Amazon the other day, claiming that because I bought Seinfeld Season 7, I also might enjoy purchasing season one of Men Behaving Badly. Who in the world, besides Rob Schneider's mom, would actually want to own that?


21. JJ left...
Thursday, 1 February 2007 2:47 pm

PS: I believe you are a fan of Elvis Costello - here's a story.

Last St. Patrick's Day - my lady and I decided to skip the bar scene with the Catholic Irish folks (I guess they are Catholic due to the green - I believe the Protestants wear orange, and Americans wear red, white and blue - remember that on the next Cinco De Mayo as well). Anyway, we went to Carnegie Hall and enjoyed a fine performance by the Chieftains. They had a special unannounced guest – Elvis Costello – it was a fun night.

PS:

I noticed a typo in the last posting it should read: Who are the queers on the cover?

Thanks.


22. Ben left...
Thursday, 1 February 2007 3:16 pm

I get Rolling Stone and I'm ashamed of myself for it. I don't know why I get it - perhaps in one of my weaker moments I agreed to a trial subscription with an online purchase. In any case, I believe the queers in question are Panic! at the Disco. (the exclamation point is essential)


23. Patrick Walsh left...
Thursday, 1 February 2007 3:28 pm

Bryan,

Even Rob Schneider's mom would probably accept the gift, but never actually watch it.

JJ,

Awesome about the Costello, what'd they sing? As for your very tolerant question, yeah, Panic! At The Disco, who suck.

Ben,

I myself hate Rolling Stone, but the reason I get it is because it's like 11 dollars for a year, and I like getting mail. Makes me feel less alone. I usually set RS on top of the toilet and it tends to get read by the time the next one shows up. God, the articles in there, though! My favorite is how Fall Out Boy/Good Charlotte/Panic At The Disco/etc always talk about how deeply they were influenced by Motown and Prince on their new albums. Really? Sounds exactly like the same old crap to me.

And Peter Travers is one of the worst movie critics out there.

And what's with all the insanely out of place and preachy political coverage?

Oh well, at least it's got a lot of colorful photographs.


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Thursday, 1 February 2007 3:57 pm

Gentlemen,

I don't know how I got on the RS mailing list! I just opened the mailbox one day and it was there. I never received an invoice or bill - very strange. Thanks for the answer about the freaks on the cover. As for the political articles - I like ‘em (PW – I think you are aware of that fact!) I'm a political junkie so I usually read their political articles first and skim thru the music/entertainment stuff last.

Actually, the writers have a keen-eye. This month's article about Al Gore is right on. The last several articles were informative – an inside look a meat processing plant, questions about coal's comeback, etc. I read an interesting article about Ned Lamont vs. Joe Lieberman several months back, but I can't remember if that was in GQ or RS - either way I read it on the throne.


25. JJ left...
Thursday, 1 February 2007 4:13 pm

PS: Elvis C. sang 'Long Journey Home' and damn he was belting out those lyrics like he was going into battlle - very cool. Here's a taste:

There’s a thousand miles of the long journey home But as you ascend the ladder Look out below where you tread For the colors bled as they overflowed Red, white and blue Green, white and gold


26. Shannon left...
Thursday, 1 February 2007 8:09 pm

Pat - I LOVE Nelly Furtado's Maneater, but for some reason they didn't play it much here. I actually requested the dj to play it in four separate clubs. Three djs did not play it and one told me he'd try to squeeze it in but he thought it would kill the crowd. I'm glad it made the list. I feel validated.


27. dennery left...
Friday, 2 February 2007 2:01 am

Hey Pat,

Pretty good music choices..I would've ranked the Beatles a little higher though. I'm a big fan of people who can have a great CD even after they are no longer alive, now that's talent.


28. Andrea B. left...
Friday, 2 February 2007 10:00 am

I'm going to have to defend Panic! At the Disco--I'm not saying they're deep, incredibly talented musicians or anything, but their album is INCREDIBLY fun and one you can listen to over and over. Also love Fall Out Boy, but their recent albums have been nowhere near as good as their first. Also one of my favorite albums of 2006 was A.F.I.'s December Underground...not their best, but a great album--and they're AWESOME live.


29. Patrick Walsh left...
Friday, 2 February 2007 12:01 pm

JJ,

I had that same experience with Playboy, it just started showing up at my door, I don't pay for it, and I've been getting it for two years. Nobody believes me of course, but it's true!

I have no use for such filth, so it goes immediately in the garbage.

Shannon,

KILL THE CROWD??? What the hell? It seems like the kind of song that would start and even the non-dancers would be like "Whoa whoa, what's this?" and their shoulders would start moving, and then people would come in from the street and everyone would challenge each other to dance-offs and so forth. Cristal flowing, etc. This is what dance clubs are like, right? It's been a while. Anyway, that DJ was an idiot, and I'm shocked because I thought DJs had intelligence requirements.

Dennery,

Of course The Beatles are awesome, but it's just not fair to compare music made 40 years ago with music being made today. Even though it was all polished up, it's hard to call The Beatles the best of 2006. So I put it in the middle.

Andrea,

I don't like any of those bands, but it's all based on the singles I've heard, and to be honest, the whole emo "Scene" doesn't appeal to me. Hey fellas, I get that you like "The Nightmare Before Christmas" and you cry sometimes. I don't care.

Oh, I like "Sugar, We're Going Down."


30. Tully Moxness left...
Friday, 2 February 2007 1:53 pm :: http://blog.myspace.com/tullymox

Pat,

My name is indeed Tully Moxness, so thanks for your strong opinion of its quality.

I have another 2006 recommendation. Did you hear the Christmas album(s) that Surfjan Stevens put out? I suppose you hate him, because his songs have the longest titles in history; but, I'd give these a shot. His version of "I Saw Three Ships" is one of my favorite songs in recent memory.

Are you going to see 'Because I Said So'? I'm dying to read an evisceration of it by someone with a brain, and I don't have the guts to see it. One critic just called it 'The worst date movie since Saw III'. At the least, it inspired that bit of hilarity.


31. Patrick Walsh left...
Friday, 2 February 2007 2:03 pm

Tully,

I actually LOVE Sufjan Stevens, I think maybe I should take back my statement on long song titles. I only heard "That Was The Worst Christmas Ever", not the full set of Christmas albums, but it was only due to the lofty price tag. I think "Illinoise" is an incredible album.

And no, I don't think I can sit through "Because I Said So." Maybe the only perk of having a long distance girlfriend means you don't have to actually watch that crap. Although, I really liked "The Family Stone!"


32. Tully Moxness left...
Friday, 2 February 2007 3:28 pm :: http://blog.myspace.com/tullymox

Pat,

You and I seem to be crossing paths a lot lately. I was about to post a comment on Matt Zoller Seitz's blog about the New Beverly Cinema, but you beat me to it. I've probably run into you a couple of times there and didn't even know it.


33. RØB left...
Friday, 2 February 2007 3:50 pm :: http://www.pancakeproductions.net

Worlds better. I said it and MEANT it. Like, "I wouldn't by the Raconteurs album" better.

Actually I don't have either of the White Stripes two (or three?) most recent albums (the last I have is WHITE BLOOD CELLS). I have no idea what they're doing these days, but a few years ago when that "the hardest button to button" song came out, I was plenty annoyed by it. I guess I would put Benson at "worlds better" than Raconteurs, and Stripes at "just better in general." The show was all right, but it's hard for me to get really into a show where I am not familiar with the songs (even if Benson was up there on stage performing), I mean it's like the curse of the opening band. If they aren't super-spectacular, then everyone is basically booing them off the stage (if only in their minds)in the interests of getting to the act they really paid to see. An example of an opening act that made a fan out of me with ease is MUCKAFURGASON, and they're really the only example of which I can think. They are incredible, though. The Raconteurs, nothing special.


34. Patrick Walsh left...
Friday, 2 February 2007 5:28 pm

Tully,

That place is incredible. I'm always frightened they'll close it, though.

Rob,

Did "The Hardest Button To Button" annoy you with its overwhelming awesomeness?

I think Raconteurs are a great rock band. All I've heard of Benson's is "The Alternative To Love" which has some terrific songs. I've got everything the White Stripes have done, and their most recent album is spottier than usual, but I dig it a lot. "Elephant" might be as good as "White Blood Cells."


35. Ben left...
Saturday, 3 February 2007 1:46 pm

Oh yeah, a bit late to this discussion but a few other worthy albums last year... "Amputechture" by the Mars Volta. Surely it falls short of their fantastic "Frances the Mute", but still it is far more interesting than the vast majority of music being produced. And "Mr. Beast" by Mogwai. Are these guys popular? I live in a pop culture vacuum so I have no idea. Again, this isn't their best album (I would give that honor to "Happy Songs for Happy People") but still worth a listen.

And Jenny Lewis is the perfect woman.


36. RØB left...
Tuesday, 6 February 2007 9:56 am :: http://www.pancakeproductions.net

"The Hardest Button To Button" (is that the name of the song?) had a decently neat video, but the song was well overplayed (and kinda dull in my humble estimation to begin with)! At least on MTV2. In Europe. Which is where I was when it was being overplayed on MTV2...there. And my friend who lived there, with whom I was staying, would watch MTV2 to no small degree of excess. Yes, he sucks.


37. Christopher left...
Wednesday, 21 February 2007 9:57 am

Hi. I see your tastes include Elvis Costello. Do you ever listen to Diana Krall?

And how did those two hook up, anyhow?