What Ever Happened To Sexy?

Hey, whatever happened to Sexy? It was definitely here at one time, but now it appears to be gone. Sexy as we know it has vanished from the Earth's surface!  I see some who are attractive certainly, but they're lacking a certain...Sexy. I sure wish someone would have the courage to bring it back.

Oh! Thank God for Justin Timberlake!

Really, how conceited is this "man?" Maybe I'd feel the same way if I could snap my fingers and have eight girls and a dude on my knob, but even then I think I'd realize that I wasn't responsible for restoring Sexy to the world after a lengthy absence.

(Don't tell anyone, but I like that song. I was running to it at the gym last night and almost decided to just throw in the towel and start watching Queer As Folk).

You know my least favorite thing Justin Timberlake does? That thing where he does a little dance move, usually very easy to pull off and usually stolen from Michael Jackson, and then does that little laugh/smile thing? Like "ha-ha! you all want this and it's awesome!"

It's not that awesome, dude, I used to do the "jazz square" when I was in Young Performer's Theater.

This is totally how I hung out at my apartment last night. Minus the candles, wife beater, and plush velvet. Plus three episodes of Deadwood, a turkey sandwich, and a furious bout of jerking.

Something else I'm not too proud of is that I finally joined the world of MySpace. Molest at will, old men! Pat Walsh is on board!

MySpace is a curious thing. I find myself getting excited when someone I have known for years...agrees to be my friend? Why do I need this validation? I thought I'd just sign up, see what a few old pals are up to, and move on with my day, but I found myself hunched over the computer at 1AM, trying to select which photos best represent "me."

Anyway, I get it now. It's fun. What ever happened to Friendster though? You mention Friendster now and people look at you as if you're trying to sell them a phonograph player. It's the same thing isn't it? They must be kicking themselves.

You know who needs to bring Friendster back?

Justin Timberlake.

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